Part 23
Plant Chapter, Are You a Bad Enough Fox-Hounder to Save The President?
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Well that was fun. In a not-very-fun-oh-my-God-help-I'm-on-fire sort of way.
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Raiden needs more EXP for his Grip Level.
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Alright, thank you conveniently placed pipe!
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It's covered in bird shit.
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Walking over this is a big no-no, since it will make Raiden slip and fall into his watery grave. The only choice is to crawl...over it.
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That was quite the crappy experience.
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Ladeedah *SLIP* FUCKING HELL
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GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhh.....
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Jack?! JAAACK!
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Look closely at the letters underneath "Exit".
ARMSTREN GTH = Armstrength (grip level)
AMMOOUS ED314 = Ammo used: 314 rounds
DMGA MMOUNT196 = Damage taken
The other's have X,Y,Z coordinates for the last camera position.
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Let's try that again. Oh shit, more trap doors!
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Whew. No guards around...
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Fox-Hounders lack the ability to jump, it seems.
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But they can shimmey across stuff like mean mother fuckers.
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Hooyah.
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"Let's go, let's go, I'm bored, let's go." -Castor Troy
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I got spotted by one of those damned guards and had to haul ass from automatic fire. Who fixes the bridges in this place? They're doing a shitty job!
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That's the oil fence down there. Notice that it's not actually on fire, like the Colonel said it would be after the bomb that killed Stillman exploded?
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"Target may or may not be flambouyantly androgynous and/or mind numbingly confusing."
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Cypher-Hunt: Duck Hunt 2006. Coming soon to a Wii near you!
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Moving along.
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Raiden thinks he can slow his fall by catching the air with his legs.
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Fox-Hounder's Can't Jump - Coming this Summer, Starring Wesley Snipes as "Solid Snake" and Woody Harrelson as "Raiden"
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"I saw a seagull perched up on a rock near a lake one day. I went up to him and said, 'Don't worry fella, I won't say shit.'" -Mitch
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Kojima really likes to open up cutscenes with shots of people's nether regions, doesn't he?
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Well, go shoot him! Why are bad guys so inept at this sort of thing?
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So Snake owes Sergei 5$ or something?
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"Look, just chill out, we'll cap Snake, then go to a Baskin Robbins. How's that sound?"
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Somebody skipped past the Tanker Chapter. Pfft.
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"Probably wanking off to Hostel. Fucker's weird like that."
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I wonder what's this "unit" they keep speaking of.
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Good, get outta here. This pseudo cutscene has me staring at a godamned wall.
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Big Boss would just tear the thing apart with his teeth.
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Sounds like a plan.
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No problem!
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"Hmm. Well, maybe I'm strong enough to take a few volts..."
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AAAARRRRHRHRHRBLBLBBLBKLKBLBKLBFKLDKBLKBKBLDFKBL
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Right. Let's never do that again.
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That was positively
electrifying. Let's go get those missles.
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Will even more e/n drama commence between Raiden and Rosemary? Will I accidentally hit the president in the face with a rocket? Will I spend at least half an hour cursing the fact that I can't find the body armor in the under water section?! I sure will.